My Neighbor Pete

Pete talks quality

Sun, 20 May 2012 12:56:44 -0400

Pete: Yoooo!!! I got some of that shit that killed superman!

Pete on Clubs

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:22:55 -0400

Pete: Come on, man…. empty them pockets.
I know you be at that club buyin’ all of that pussy.

C: What? What club is this? I guess I go to different clubs than you.

Pete and Animals

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 22:47:44 -0400

Pete: “Man. You ever grab your cats head and give it a gun?”

Black Pussy

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 22:36:00 -0400

Pete: Yo! You like black pussy?

E: I’m alright.

Pete: You ever have any black pussy?

E: Not at this point in my life.

Pete: Man, you get some a dat, you probably go crazy or somethin’. We got em over there.

Pete and His Fat Bowl

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:30:01 -0400

Pete: Check that shit out now. That shit be pluckin at the top.

Us: LOL … WUT?

Pete: Look at that shit. That bitch be PLUCKIN………. .. … In other words. It’s PEEKIN.

Pete Talks Ganja

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 16:51:14 -0400

Pete: ya’ll want some of this Alpine kush, or whatever the fuck they call this shit….? I swear to god, you smoke a bowl a this shit, and you’ll eat all the goddamn groceries you just got.

Pete Talks About Employment:

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 12:05:05 -0400

Pete: ” Ey mannn. You got fired and got another job? “

C: ” No. I didn’t get fired, AND I got another job. “

Pete: ” Shit, mannnnn. Next time I see you, ya’ll gonna be puttin RIMS on that bitch! “

Pete is Honest

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:05:06 -0400

Pete ( Smoking a Blunt ): ” yuh. “

C: ” Hey, Lemme hit that. “

Pete: ” Nah. You don’t want none of this. It’s Dirty. You wanna get Dirty? “

Pete was blasting this song from his car stereo in the front...

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 03:06:49 -0400

Pete was blasting this song from his car stereo in the front yard about 8 times the other night

Pete Helps Move a Couch

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:39:52 -0400

Pete: ” Mannnnn….. What the fuck ya’ll got in there? “

Us ( Taking couch out of Van ): ” A couch. It’s really heavy. ”

Pete: ” Put some NUTS in it! “

Us: ” Uhhhh… what? “

Pete: ” Man. This is what ya’ll got a neighbor fo’. Put some NUTS in it! “

Us ( Struggling to get couch through doorway ): “It’s not fitting through!”

Pete: ” MANNNNNN. Put some BALLS in it! “

Pete and Vegetarians

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:31:15 -0400

Pete: “Hey, ya’ll I got some crab over next do’ “

Vegetarians: ” We don’t eat meat “

Pete: ” Mannnn…. Ya’ll got to STOP that shit”

Pete and Cats

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:22:24 -0400

” GODDAMNIT……. That’s a big ass cat………. .. Ya’ll be feedin that bitch people food?”

Pete Loves Touring Acts:

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:18:00 -0400

Said to a touring band loading up their gear:

Pete: ” Hey! Ya’ll hittin’ the road?”

Band: ” Yeah, man.”

Pete: ” GODDAMMIT…………..”

Drumming

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:06:00 -0400

“Man…. GoT DAMN!…. Ya’ll play the drums?!….”
” I got some o dem X pills….. I swear to god, you eat one of dem, and yo ass is GAWNA BE WANTIN TO BANG ON SOME GODDAMN DRUMS.”

The Most Popular Saying

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:03:00 -0400

” YO CHRIS! “

” YO CHRIS!!!”

” WHAT IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MAN!!! WHAT? IT? DO?”

Pete suggests:

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:01:00 -0400

” I swear to god, man. If ya’ll gonna be havin parties up in here, ya’ll GOTS to have a room dedicated to FUCKIN!”

Pete says:

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:00:45 -0400

‎”You say that shit!?

PUT IT ON FACEBOOK, MOTHERFUCKER!!!”

My Neighbor Pete

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 22:57:16 -0400

This blog is dedicated to the profound ramblings of my next door neighbor, Pete.