Pete talks quality

Pete: Yoooo!!! I got some of that shit that killed superman!

Pete on Clubs

Pete: Come on, man…. empty them pockets. 
I know you be at that club buyin’ all of that pussy.

C: What? What club is this? I guess I go to different clubs than you. 

Pete and Animals

Pete: “Man. You ever grab your cats head and give it a gun?”

Black Pussy

Pete: Yo! You like black pussy?

E: I’m alright.

Pete: You ever have any black pussy?

E: Not at this point in my life.

Pete: Man, you get some a dat, you probably go crazy or somethin’. We got em over there.

Pete and His Fat Bowl

Pete: Check that shit out now. That shit be pluckin at the top.

Us: LOL … WUT?

Pete: Look at that shit. That bitch be PLUCKIN………. .. … In other words. It’s PEEKIN. 

Pete Talks Ganja

Pete: ya’ll want some of this Alpine kush, or whatever the fuck they call this shit….? I swear to god, you smoke a bowl a this shit, and you’ll eat all the goddamn groceries you just got.

Pete Talks About Employment:

Pete: ” Ey mannn. You got fired and got another job? “

C: ” No. I didn’t get fired, AND I got another job. “

Pete: ” Shit, mannnnn. Next time I see you, ya’ll gonna be puttin RIMS on that bitch! “ 

Pete is Honest

Pete ( Smoking a Blunt ): ” yuh. “

C: ” Hey, Lemme hit that. “

Pete: ” Nah. You don’t want none of this. It’s Dirty. You wanna get Dirty? “ 

Pete was blasting this song from his car stereo in the front yard about 8 times the other night

Pete Helps Move a Couch

Pete: ” Mannnnn….. What the fuck ya’ll got in there? “

Us ( Taking couch out of Van ): ” A couch. It’s really heavy. ”

Pete: ” Put some NUTS in it! “

Us:  ” Uhhhh… what? “

Pete: ” Man. This is what ya’ll got a neighbor fo’. Put some NUTS in it! “

Us ( Struggling to get couch through doorway ): “It’s not fitting through!”

Pete: ” MANNNNNN. Put some BALLS in it! “